I frequented a New York City restaurant (now out of business) that specialized in fresh-kill chicken specials and incomprehensible fortune cookies.
On my last night there, I got a cookie with the following fortune:
"YOU MUST GO HOME AND MAKE A CIRCLE OUT OF MINTS. DO NOT HASTE!!"
I went home, as directed, and made a circle out of Altoids.
I left it out on the kitchen table all night long, and let the circle remain there for the next two days.
Absolutely nothing happened as a result of doing this.
2 comments:
Well, obviously because you hasted.
Oh, I get it now --- so maybe I actually prevented something really horrible because I hasted. That's a possibility, I guess. Maybe I averted some absolutely dreadful thing from taking place that day. In any case, I've saved the Altoids (which are inedible now anyhow.)
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